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Invitrogen制作的一部音乐视频:The Ph.Diddy is on the scene!献给每天没日没夜在实验室挣扎的生物学童鞋!我们都是BTer!

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I was the black belt of my class, marked out as an achiever. First day on the job, enter the gene-weaver.
My future colleagues look up from the PCR machine, checking me out man. The Ph.Diddy’s on the scene.
So I claim my pipette and pimp it up to halt the theivin’. Get the thermocycler going, my samples cool chilling.
Yeah, I shoot my tips like I’ve been here all my life. Wait for instrument time with my free pizza slice.
I run my first Western blot. Man, this lab scene is easy. But wait up, hold a minute. I’m feeling kinda queasy.
Is that Trizol I can smell? Oh, my head’s in a spin! ‘ve gone and dropped my freakin’ sample in the biohaz bin.

He’s a super fly grad. Life plans to shape the future, that’s right!
Sees his name in lights and a centre spread in Nature. All right!

I’m always splitting cells, always working late. I’ve cleared the biohazard bin so much I herniate.
Got samples botched, samples lost, samples dropped on the floor. Messy benches, empty buffers, lab politics galore.
My PI’s buggin’. Man he sounds like my father. Western blot once again, but development shows nada.
I’m doin’ my time in the cell culture hood – at the weekend bro. It’s the only time I could!
Then suddenly my data is starting to make sense. Even Western blot bands start to make an appearance.
So I repeat once again all the steps I need to follow. But every culture well… turned yellow.

He’s a super fly grad. Life plans to shape the future, that’s right!
Sees his name in lights and a centre spread in Nature. All right!
I’m talkin’ ’bout the ooh, ooh…

Serum and media get swiped with no apology. And all my cells are showing abnormal morphology.
So now my PI’s freaking, “Find something you can prove!” But contamination aggravation knocks me off my groove.
So I stay late once again as the lab detainee. Yeah, its 9 pm but the thermocycler’s free
I don’t understand! What’s happened now? That’s it. Yeah, time to give up. I’m throwing in the towel.

Ooh, ooh, supergrad. I’m talkin’ ’bout the ooh, ooh… Super bad lab grad, yeah!
Ooh, ooh, supergrad. I’m talkin’ ’bout the ooh, ooh… Super bad lab grad, yeah!

My transfection worked – confirmed with Pol II chIP – mutagenesis determined the TF targeted.
I’m not going down! I can still do BioChem! My genes will express, I’m gonna beat it out of them.
And yeah, I must have results that no one can undress. And quickly move my paper from in prep to in press.
I’m finally finished writing the discussion, whilst my PI once again, “tweaks” my introduction.
So, here we go, yo. Here’s the scenario: Peer review’s due to hit. When exactly? I don’t know.
My paper will be published. My research is legit. OK it’s not quite Nature but, I think I nailed it!

He’s a super fly grad. Life plans to shape the future, that’s right!
Sees his name in lights and a centre spread in Nature. All right!
He’s a super fly grad. Life plans to shape the future, that’s right!
Sees his name in lights and a centre spread in Nature. All right!
Ooh, ooh, supergrad. I’m talkin’ ’bout the ooh, ooh… Super bad lab grad, yeah!

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